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trollfish:

Meet Vermin Supreme 2012 Presidential Candidate (by MOXNEWSd0tCOM)

Quote from Wikipedia page:

“He claims that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth.[6][7][8][2] He also campaigned in 2012 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research,[9] and he promises a pony for every American.”

he promises a pony for every American